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chocolaty:

when u open snapchat and ur not planning to send snaps do u ever face the camera away from ur face bc ur scared of how u look

(Source: chocolaty, via lostmyminndd)

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

Me

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lustt-and-luxury:

http://lustt-and-luxury.tumblr.com

Shit

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue, via lostmyminndd)

yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

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anothercleverjedimindtrick:

kidwiththelid:

I actually loved these commercials because it gave cartoon network some sense of realism.

The best era


twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

image

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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slomps:

the richest people in the world could give $100 to everyone in the world and still be the richest people in the world

(Source: fvming, via bitchnotucks)


fvckntatts:

What I need


fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via tournesoldeesse)

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